posted by admin on Dec 10
Read in the papers that “plutoed” was chosen as 2006’s Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society. To “pluto” is “to demote or devalue someone or something’ much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of International Astronomical Union decided Pluto did not meet its definition of a planet.
Flash then suggests that best of friends BRITNEY SPEARS and PARIS HILTON be “plutoed” for their chear slut-like gimmicks and antics.
Britney is running around with “celebutante” Paris sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch (ugh) to the paparazzi. She was also seen gambling all night in Las Vegas in the company of Paris, whose claim to fame is an infamous home video (read sex bout) with a former boyfriend.
Seen every now and then with Britney and Paris is erstwhile America’s sweetheart LINDSAY LOHAN who, in fairness, isn’t as brazen as the two best pals.
By the way, Britney and Paris tied for the No. I spot on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th annual worst dressed list. “Two peas in an overexposed pod,” Blackwell said of the skimpy attire worn by the “Screamgirls.”
“And who’s No. 3 on the worst dressed list? Lindsay, who Blackwell scolded for “turning from adorable to deplorable.”
While at it, we may as well complete the worst-dressed list of the bitchy and catty and witty Blackwell, who used to be a Hollywood-based designer.
No. 2 on the list is a member of the British royal family, CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES, “The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again. In feather hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck.”
(To think that one day she might just be Queen Camilla.)
Also on the worst-dressed, the fashion hall of shame, list are: in order of abhorrence:
CHRISTINA AGUILERA — a dazzling singer who puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer. All crass and no class.